Little Pig, Little Pig, Let me OUT!

     It is so funny that when I had the thought of a Bartlett Funny Farm blog, I pictured writing about fresh veggies, delicious ways to prepare food, and garden tips... instead I find the overwhelming theme of farming animals for food- I guess right now for us this is what is new and happening on the farm.  So what now in relation to these pigs we are raising this year?  They are a whole new ball game our second time around, and a bit more "fun" too.  Although my husband would beg to differ. ;)
      So two years ago we raised our first pigs.  We used an old dog house for a shelter and built a wooden pen about 20x25ish...  It was an extremely rainy year, we had never raised pigs before, it was a mess, it was super muddy, and it kinda sucked.   We did end up with a freezer full of grain fed pork, had a rainy pig roast and after a year of eating it, all noticed what a number that pork did on our bellies after we ate it.  Gas station comes to mind... But this isn't about the experience of raising out first two pigs, this is about this year and the six pigs that spent some time on the funny farm.
     
     It was Spring, May actually, and it was about that time to think about filling the freezer again for this growing family that apparently are no longer vegetarians...  Pigs it was.  This time we new better and a much larger pen was in order.  We fenced in (with pig wire) a very large area, lets estimate at least 2500 square feet.  This area includes our totally cool old stone foundation that we found after we bought the place, currently in use as a giant compost pit and lots and lots of weeds and small trees.  First we took in two pigs that came from Paris Farmers Union.  I will admit I was a bit judgemental, they had had their tails cut and I felt awkward not buying directly from a pig farmer like we did last time.  Well I had judged for no reason because these pigs were super cool.  They even got names: Jeffrey & Jenna.

Jeffrey & Jenna- notice all the greenery 

     As far as feeding these piggies, they had a full field of forgaing to do and we just let them at it.  They were so happy and did amazing work on the ground.  They foraged thru the compost pit helping the breakdown process immensely, tore up eveything, dug up roots, rocks- you name it and it is gone. They even took down most of the trees!  We were also super blessed to have an incredible neighbor that donated five gallons of fresh cow milk almost daily to the feeding of these pigs.  So during their life and being the first pigs in the new pen, they were strictly milk and forage fed- it was AWESOME and it felt like a really great way to raise pigs.  When the cow in freezer had been gone for a couple of months and the little natives were getting hungry, instead of growing these piggies too fat, we decided to take them pretty lean.  We couldn't have a made a better decision.  Our pre-judged pigs turned out to be the best in temperment and taste that we could have ever asked for. They were a true pleasure to have here all around.  I believe they weighed in at about 120 hanging weight when taken to slaughter, so about 105 packaged up, but we haven't had to buy meat all summer.  But this story isn't really about them either, that was just bonus information.

notice the green disappearing

     So lets see, that was the end July that they went in, but before they left they were joined by three more at the beginning of the month.  This is where the fun starts.  We decided to be cool, and since we loved what Jenna & Jeffrey were doing to the land we thought we would offer the space to others and get a pig for our milk donating neighbor, as a thank you.  We had two other takers, so that is how we ended up with three more.  So now we are at five.  These pigs did come directly from a local farmer and so that felt nice from the start.  (There is totally a lesson in pre-judging here.)  All the pigs foraged together for about a month and tried to share the milk...but by now Jeffrey & Jenna came running when we stopped the truck at the pen and they saw that 5 gallon bucket and they really didn't want to share.  They also had the size not to have to ;-). But then it was their time...

the pig crate

       So now by August 1st we had just had three little pigs and had decided if we were going to feed them and take care of them, we should get another one for ourselves.  We found another local farmer and aquired the sixth pig of the year.  She was cute with white eyes and lashes that never changed- I liked her face.  The foraging was running low and the milk was just not enough to share between four pigs, scraps were plentiful, but still not enough for four hungry pigs.  Time to supplement with grain.  It is what it is, but I will hold fast to not really wanting to raise anymore animals if solely on grain. But that is another story and I am still so thankful for the meat it goes beyond words.  So now we are raising four pigs, only one of which is ours.  Thankfully, our next door neighbors took over watering, as one of the piggies in the pen is theirs.  They have a hose that reached the pen and a great well, so at least no more hauling water.

the three owneries

     But let me tell you, we now have three ownery pigs.  Notice I didn't say four, our white eyed sweetie, of course is innocent;-).  The super ownery one, the leader- well we know whose pig that one must be.  The neighbors claimed a girl- Lollipop I think, and the other girl being our mlik donators, that leaves the male and he takes after his owner for sure-not his legal guardians, we'll call that pig Steve.  We really like to tease Steve's owner about this, becasue this pig wanted OUT and was taking his two lady sisters with him.  So remember back when I said we put up a pig wire fence, don't let the name fool you, it doesn't look like pig and it surely doens't hold a pig in!  You can add learning how to round up pigs to my list of things learned this summer, and giggling at how annoyed my husband got;-).  His summer mission had, by no choice of his own,  become reinforcing the fence!

rounding them up, pig wrestling

      I must say I had the "joy" one day of coming home to find the pigs out and headed for the woods...by the time I reached them, they were down by the creek getting a drink.  It was a rather cool sight to see, and makes me think next time we should have free range pigs and just fence them in the whole yard and out of the gardens!  But then my pig insticts kicked in and I knew we had to get them back to their pen.  Nick had surfaced by then and  put his good ol' Kansas farming skills to use, I think even the neighbor came up and back in went Steve, Lollipop and Sister.  

our awesome new fence- notice now the lack of green

Notice no white eyed cutie;-) -hehehe.  I think the pigs were thirsty and knew just where to go.  So back to the fence reinforcing-  we are now proud owners of a very eclectic fence, and I LOVE it... Nick recycled pallets, doors, puppet theaters, signs, logs, stones- you name it, and it is barricading with that pig wire and super attempting to keep them in.       
     

 You can tell by my stellar foreshadowing that the reinforcement of the fence was not 100% all the time, if you missed a feeding it only worked 80%.  Ownery.  So 20% of the rest of Steve, Lollipop and Sister's stay, we were trying to get them back in!  

There is nothing like pulling in here to our two "attack' goats (one is really a unicorn), 30 chickens and three pigs in the driveway...  not to mention the barking, wood stove dane in the house and the sweet white eyed pig wonder in the pen.  Life is good here, nutty but good.  

      Well all judging aside, it turns out now that I know pigs are different in temperament and disposition, I will not judge, but will take more interest in learning about their different breeds, maybe that has something to do with it? And still where they come from,  it does seem to matter.  An example of nurture vs nature for K's psychology class.  Will we raise more pigs?  Not by the hair on my chinny, chin, chin.  Actually, I have no hair on my chin, so I will leave it up to Nick- I just thought that sounded good.  And truthfully I have bigger plans in mind...

     Katniss Everdeen, huntress, here I come...

Grow a Pineapple While You Wait

...For Another Awesome Blogpost

    Boy it has been too long since I have written.  Truth is there is a lot going on here, and I can hardly keep up with our children or the chores, let alone writing here- but I sure want to be!
    Anyway,  I had a friend here yesterday and she was asking about our growing pineapple on our counter. That curiosity made today the perfect time to share this great knowledge with you all!  This video may be the super long version of how to do this, but it is the one that actually got me growing a pineapple.  He is a nice and light hearted guy, have him teach you and try it yourself.  Blessings Everyone, Happy Autumn! 

Grow Your Own Pineapple Video

Ours is long overdue to make it into soil,

 but is still producing new leaves in its little cup-so cool.

I think you can even see cobwebs on my pineapple...this is so my current reality ;-)

My Pursuit for Parsley

     I believe this post may read more like an advertisement than I intend, but at least it is going in the right direction of what or rather who it is advertising and it will have links if I have one!!  We,  Bartlett Funny Farm have been blessed with being part of the fantastic Farmers at the Market event at Cafe DiCocoa's in Bethel on Wednesday evenings from 4-7 (see it is happening already;-)). We vend our goods there along with a growing number of other local famers, there were nine of us last week!  Beautiful food, beautiful folks- just a great event.  So anyway, for some bizarre reason that we have no parsley growing for ourselves, I forgot to grab some at the market, usually from Anna's Greenhouse and Gardens, who we co-share a tent with, while I was there for 3+ hours!  Silly me! So on our weeklyish journey to Rumford to hit the grocery store for an ever decreasing number of items,  we took the back roads to hit the one particular farm stand I knew of, No View Farm.   Lo and behold, about 3 minutes into the trip we passed the Turkey Eggs sign that I see sometimes, always wanting to stop and never do.  Today was different, I could feel it the hot sticky air, with seeing a body outside filling up a waterer we turned around and pulled in! What a great decision and hidden delight!  There we met a kind woman and her son, their handsome Tom turkey and his ladies and left a half an hour later with new friends, a dozen turkey eggs, new information and a warm heart.  Great Job McBain Farm, keep up the good work!

     So our journey continues down 232 to the Rumford Road.  Now we have our goal in mind and we reach No View Farm.  I head inside, this time I left the kids in the car, and just ran in to grab some parsley.  I saw Annette in the kitchen baking away like crazy and we lamented for a moment at how I forgot to get parsley at the market and how she doesn't have any either or rather ready.  I helped myself to some great freezer deals of her yummy bread and on we went.  Oh and on that funny side note, the mailman that had just waved to us at the McBain farm now saw us here, with an even bigger smile and wave.  We were on the same route...

     Wonderfully to our surprise was another garden and beautiful farm stand up on the right, Roy's Family Farm.  We pulled in and this time my daughter decided she'd run in so I wouldn't get caught chatting and see for parsley.  Well guess what, no parsley, theirs wasn't quite ready yet either and the not sending me in trick didn't work... the farmer herself came over to chat at the car and tell me so, and 20+ minutes,  a whole new wealth of information and connections and a new friend later, we were again on our way.  But I have to say, "Wasn't it so worth forgetting the parsley this week!" Oh and we saw our new mailman friend too- really, really big smile this time;-)

       I guess what my point is, if I had not forgotten the parsley, I would have driven the same route as mostly usually and passed by all these gems of farmers and friends.  It also happens that I am blessed to be part of this great group The Local Food Connection (an organization dedicated to educating and connecting the public to local food)  and we have a side agenda of locating all the local farmers, farmland and farm stands as a way to not only send people that way, but dive into a deeper study of our local food system and see if we can evaluate whether our community has the capacity to feed ourselves in the long run...so cool.   So a Win, Win, Win situation everywhere- I was making new friends, shopping locally, doing research and accomplishing a bigger task at hand. Yeah me!  Next, on the way home via Route 2,  I was able to stop at the potato farm around the corner and grab some local potatoes, because I knew it was there.  Weird how you can hardly ever find Maine grown potatoes at the local grocery store...things that make you go hmmm and what the???
     So to tell it like it is... I LOVE what is going on around us!  More and more people growing food, raising food and making it available to their neighbors and community.  The coolest trend around.  It amazes me how much food we actually eat and how many farmers we actually need to feed us all.  Even when we do grow for ourselves, we don't grow it all and it is a sure benefit to have the other farmers around us.  Well all links and good words for these farmers aside, I will be sure to get some parsley this week and even plant some seed for ourselves... hopefully.  I will be back to visit my new friends and take my new route to Rumford now, why not, I like circles, they are fun and I want to be connected.  My pursuit for parsley may have left me ironically without parsley, but it was a huge success.

Other Farmers at the Market-maybe we will see you there or get to your own local farmers market!
  Allium Farm
  Back to Roots
  Maine Lobster Boys      

With Much Respect and Gratefulness...But Still Probably Not for the Squemish (or the Vegetarians)

   
     Today we slaughtered our six meat birds.  I said my prayers and thanked them for their giving of their life for us and then...off with their heads.  Weird.  It wasn't easy, but it wasn't hard.  We were ready for them to go and they were ready to go.  It was time.  We heard about someone who processes them for a few bucks a piece, but you have to drive there 1.5 hours away...we couldn't round up the name of the local guy, and well we had done a big chicken slaughter before with friends and Nick grew up hunting/cleaning birds...Sooooo it was way easier to consider doing it ourselves.  We borrowed a knife and I got the word this morning to head out and help hold down the chickens.  I did.  I knew it was coming.  I had been watching them grow for weeks knowing that they were going to die for our table, knowing if it wasn't us it would be someone else doing the killing.  Surprisingly,  nothing really prepares you for holding a chicken's neck while your husband cuts it off.  Nothing really prepares you for feeling the life slip away or the blood spattering up on your arm or your face.  But on the other hand that is just how it goes...right? I mean we are just harvesting our chickens.  I will tell you this, as bizarre and awful as that is, it was not as bad as having to tend to the two dead baby chicks that we had amongst our new brood.  That was a different kind of death altogether.
     As for the overall experience, the kids were around but did not watch the actual kill.  They did come back around quickly after each beheading for the clean up of the bird.  Curious for sure.  Maceo would have watched not really knowing what was going on, we just didn't want him to.  His brother kindly entertained him during the initial parts and they watched the skinning...he was rooting for us, "go mom, go dad"...ignorance is bliss.  Then he looked for himself in the "scrap" bucket (for the lack of a better term) and did an honest face covering with a very clear "that's gross".   There was no doubt in my mind though that I would rather the kids all see and smell this experience and decide to become a vegetarian, than to go to the store and buy their meat from the counter.   It all went pretty well.  We did not do the full process of saving the skin and the organs, as these quick meat bird crosses didn't seem worthy.  I think we solidly came to the conclusion that our meat birds will be part of our layer flock as well (we are raising several dual purpose breeds) and come in to the table as needed rather than an overall slaughter day.  It will be more like, hmmm, let's have chicken for supper and go out to the field rather than the freezer.  It was really that simple overall.  Back to the basics with respect and gratefulness. Chicken on the grill for supper.  We almost had two new vegetarians, but by supper time they came around...

Going in the freezer...

And just a side note:
Of course there are plenty of local farmers here in Maine, and all over that you can get to know that will offer you conscious meat/organic meat for sale, including chicken, pork, lamb and of course beef.  (That is how we still get our beef.  Not quite ready to slaughter a cow)... Gotta love those farmers!  And of course in Maine how could we ever overlook our hunters, that is a whole other ballgame... I think I am ready to take the women's hunting class for sure.  If ignorance is bliss, I'll go with Knowledge is Power on this one...

                         

My Chicken Experience So Far... have three, gain two, lose four

the Funny Farm truck cap coop and pen

     Well I am so eager to have chickens I can hardly stand it.  Our own eggs, can you imagine?  It is truly hard to believe that we are just getting to it, but whatever, so is life.  About six weeks back we set out one day to Tractor Supply because we called ahead and they had 40 plus chicks available and it was easy.  By the time we got there about 1.5 hours had passed and only 6 meat birds were left.  Not totally what we were going for but what the heck.  Slightly disappointed but not defeated,  we took home our first baby chicks.  I do not think I will go into much about the meat bird crosses other than they grow super quick and we are going to eat them.  They are doing good and the best story there is probably the truck cap home and its attached pen they reside in.  We made due with what we had and for the short 8ish weeks they are alive it will suffice.  It is ghetto and we love it.

    So finally after deciding chasing chicks down all over Maine to buy off craigslist was silly, we placed an order for about 30 chicks of random varieties due to come in the first week of June.  To be continued...

before today Biff, Buff and Boff together

    Meanwhile, we found the Silly Goat Farm around the corner downsizing and found ourselves with three Buff Orpingtons chicks about 3 weeks old, while we were there to pig up a couple pigs.  The chicks have been living in our friend's horse trailer that is parked in our yard while we finish the free-range-but-not-really chicken pen, which a week later is still unfinished. Unfinished pen and all, I headed back to the Silly Goat Farm today to grab the next hatch of Buff Orpington chicks they had, but to no avail, no chicks.  Not wanting to send me home empty handed, they offered me a pair of Bantams.  A beautiful pair, a hen and a rooster and in the rubbermaid they went. Surely, a fine way to finish the pen, a bit of forceful pressure.  I got them home and decided to stick them in with Biff, Buff and Boff, the aforementioned Orpington chicks while we really finished the pen fence.  Bad Move.  Two of chicks freaked out and made their way quickly out of the closed trailer, squeezing thru the door.  The rooster, Cogburn, bailed too, up and out the highest hole in the door- it all happened so quick.  Damn.

     Left with one beautiful new hen, Henrietta and Buff the only Orpington chick that didn't escape, we temporarily make-shifted the pen closures and put them in there.  I can still see Henrietta waddling around, and Buff was hiding under the brush pile for awhile, but has been spotted.  Although I do not know if we will ever catch Cogburn, he is maintaining the outside perimeter of the pen staying close to his lady.  A love story unfolding.  The other two chicks, Biff and Boff, well they were close to the edge of the woods for awhile, sticking close together, but now they are nowhere to be seen.  Exploring the woods before they come home is what I'd like to think.

     A learning experience for sure, my chicken experience so far...

Chicken Saga Update: Next Day: Everyone is accounted for. Cogburn is now in the pen and Henrietta is out. The love story continues. Biff and Boff hang closely to their Buff, on the outside of the pen, and I almost had them this morning... we are trying to coax them in another way... We will see.

Biff, Buff and Boff together again

Day Two: Well I have learned that chickens are like homing pigeons even if they are not familiar with their home! Everyone is home. Henrietta and Cogburn waddle side by side most every moment of the day. Lovers reunited and grateful. Biff and Boff found their way back to Buff and they too hang pretty tight with one another. And so it goes a new chapter in my book of chicken experiences, or at the very least a few paragraphs...;-)!

Henrietta and Cogburn: "Reunited and it feels so good..."

Butter...

                    
I wish you could see the drool...well I guess not really, I mean its there, I just don't want you to see it.  I just love good butter, I really, really do!  The baby eats it like Brie, or at least like we eat Brie. He must take after his Nana who I remember just eating slices off the stick of butter. However, I will say that sounds gross when I realize I do not think we once had fresh butter in our house growing up, I think I would be lucky to remember when it wasn’t margarine! YUCK! But that is a whole other topic I do not even want to get into right now. (Sorry Mom!)

     We are finally getting Raw Milk (yeah!) on a regular basis and finally getting into the habit of harvesting that sacred cream and shaking it silly into delicious homemade butter. Ever done it? Are you a pro? Have tips?

      
    Here’s what we’ve been doing: We use 1/4 c. measuring cup to skim the cream off the top.  Once we have the cream safely in our mason jar- to a’shakin’ we will go!  And shake, shake, shake (we take turns), you’ll see it start to change right before your very eyes...it even turns yellow- anyone know the science behind that? The whole shaking process for us is taking about an hour or so.  Addsalt or not to your liking and WAH-LAH!!  Delicious, fresh, raw, homemade butter! It can’t be beat, unless you have a local farmer do it for you and put it in one of those really cool molds with the shapes on top! Gotta Love Your Local Farmers!! 

       I seem to make it sound so easy, as it is, but it does take time. We shake for about an hour or so and last time Aneah took it for a ride on the four wheeler, that finished it off quickly! I have also heard you can use your blender but that was a fail for us. 

    Oh, and don't forget the buttermilk! The milk that is left, that doesn't ever turn to butter no matter how much you shake... pour that off the butter, that is buttermilk- seems so simple doesn't it? And so delicious and useful! My mother in law insists drinking it cold is amazing and so sweet, haven't tried that yet... well actually I did, but it was with the batch that I added the salt to before I skimmed off the buttermilk, not so sweet! So I do recommend adding salt after you skim off the buttermilk!! Lots of exclamation points, all this butter talk must excite me!! 

     So knowing I am not a butter expert, now that we have been doing it this way for a while and it is becoming habit, I am looking forward to researching and learning more. I do hope for a butter mold one day, some of them are so pretty and the dynamics of the different styles intrigue me with their patters and usage designs. My mother in law also told me I needed a paddle. Not for the children (although sometimes I wonder...;-)) but a butter paddle. I have seen these too, but again need to gain some more knowledge on why/how these tools will aid in our process. I have an interest as well in the old style mason jar lid butter churn and also the image of the tall wooden ones with plungers like things are concrete in my brain- Little House on the Prairie like...that will be for when we have our own milking animal! Hmmm...for now we are shaking and four wheelin' and have a couple local junquers keeping an eye out as well and for now our completed butter rests in a glass dish...  I'll keep you posted as we transform our butter making skills into something more and further my knowledge. Please share your experience or ideas at will!

Learning to Preserve

     Canning in January... the way to be.  And the launch of the Bartlett Funny Farm- Garden Blog!!  Hooray! (thanks for last kick in the butt, Ashley;-))
    We had great friends that came the other day along with their mother,  a certified master canner- and now a new friend, who so graciously showed us the first tool in self sufficient food preserving- the hot water bath.  We had cooked down four gallon bags of frozen garden tomatoes and after eggs in sauce (a classic recipe homage to my father) and pizza for lunch, canned three whopping quarts of delicious sauce.  Additionally to it being the first time I have ever really canned anything, aside from helping Grandmother Naomi with pickles years ago bc (before children),  we managed a first on making homemade jam and hot water bathing that as well!  Strawberry Jam, from frozen Maine berries- what a treat!
     The process is pretty straight forward. It really wasn't that bad at all.  We have a project of Cinnamon Pears to tackle on our own this week, to reinforce our new learned skill and are looking forward to it.  It was such a great help for me to learn by doing and not just thru reading about it.  Ironically,  I was called out on my inability to be an exact recipe follower,  it was bound to happen one of these days ;-).  I will practice being more precise, for I did see the error of my ways.
     So we are set to go, we have the canning pot, a new found respect for recipes, a ton of gratitude to our master canning friend and our canning tool kit is on the way.  As soon as the pears ripen a bit, Cinnamon Pears here we come.  Do not hesitate to attempt this at home!  We CAN all do it ( he he ), we should all do it!  Aside for maybe a new tiny paranoia of botulism, but now knowing some facts, we are ready to take the next step in growing and storing our own food.  (here's a link with some basic info on Botulism) Here's to happy and healthy canning!

Ang's Famous Eggs in Sauce:
      Whenever my Mom was gone around supper time, Dad made dinner! And if it wasn't fried dough with sugar,  it was Eggs in Sauce:
      - a poached egg or fried egg- a little dippin' (or most people say over-easy)
      - tomato sauce
  Take your poached/fried egg and slather in tomato sauce- yummy!!
It is magical, especially with good sauce, and it is that easy!!


Cinnamon Pears in Apple Juice
      - 1-1.5 pounds pears per pint
      - stick cinnamon
      - unsweetened apple juice
Wash pears; drain. Cut into halves, core and peel. Treat to prevent darkening. Drain; rinse and drain again. Cook pears in water one layer at a time until hot througout. Heat apple juice just to boil. Pack hot pears, cavity side down, into hot jars, leaving 1/2 inch headspace. Place 1 cinnamon stick into each jar. Ladle hot juice over pears, leaving 1/2 inch headspace. Remove bubbles. Adjust two-piece caps. Process pints 20 minutes in a boiling water canner.